Hold my beer and ya'll watch this! How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum? One to eat it, another to look out for traffic! What do you have when you get 32 rednecks in a line? A full set of teeth Why did the redneck father walk his child to school? They were in the same grade. In this country tune, a man's long-suffering wife is tired of having him come home drunk, so she's come up with a desperate solution. She'll hire a hardcore alcoholic as their interior decorator so there's no reason for her husband to stay out late carousing. She said: I'm gonna' hire a wino to decorate our home, So you'll feel more at ease here, and you won't have to roam.
I sleep in late another day oh what a wonder oh what a waste. The nice lady next access talks of green beds and altogether the nice things that she wants to plant in them. I wanna grow tomatoes on the front steps. Sunflowers, bean sprouts, sweet corn after that radishes.
Your ass looks just as amazing all the rage those sweatpants as it does all the rage your little black dress. I adoration playing with your hair… And your pussy. Do you want a ago massage, a foot massage, or both? I bought you a new vibrator so I can thrust and act with your clit at the alike time. Do you care if my tongue is between your legs after you wake up in the morning? Your mind is just as sexy as your tight little body. Allocate me another taste.